If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?
black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated
Super human
You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.
i have great personal news:
✨✨✨IM FREE BITCH, REBAGEL FOR GREAT LUCK ✨✨✨
May everyone else be freed from that evil!
This is major! Congrats!
Just wanted to bless you with some pure RDJ adorable silliness <3
“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.
yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ? that’s a god damn ice cave? that’s the only thing you intended to paint? that’s it? just an ice cave?
all of georgia okeefes art is like this dont act surprised
Staff seeing this:
REBLOG
Re-reblog with some extra notes because a lot of people are just like ‘we’re all fucked/we’re gonna die’.
Listen, not all food is equally as contaminable. Some small notes are stay away from delicate greens because they grow on thre ground where the poop is but cannot stand up to rigorous washing OR cooking, which is why stuff like romaine lettuce and baby spinach is a problem.
All other veggies can and should be thoroughly washed, and if you eat a lot of raw veg and want to be safe- cook it. People have shit on cooking food lately with all the raw vegan hype but guess why we humans started to do it? Two main reasons, one is increased nutrient absorption, the other is you don’t get the shits and die as often from cooked food.
Also, meat is not your friend right now. If you are used to eating meat, I would avoid it and switch to eggs, which are sealed and even if the outsides came from a chicken’s ass, the inside is safe. Fish also tends to be cleaner and is always less at risk of pathogens than farm meat but again, be careful.
This is survivable, if it wasn’t there’d be no point to warning you. Y'all will not survive what’s coming if you see every bit of news as proof of your doom.
Forewarned is forearmed. Be safe, be sharp, be helpful.
Anyone else notice in the comics when Venom speaks to childen their teeth change into human teeth to appear less threatening?
I hate to break it to him but this is actually more terrifying.
hear me out: stark industries developing a line of anxiety-relief plush toys that detect if your pulse sped up and they beep out the pattern you should be breathing in as soft notes, sending out a distress signal to the nearest ambulance if you dont calm down soon enough. you can also download your favorite song on your toy and it plays it out to you in calming frequency so not to worsen your discomfort. they become a hit, and soon people of all genders and ages that have anxiety issues carry their StarkPals around because if Iron man himself is not ashamed of bringing his bright yellow teddy to board meetings and social outings, why would anyone else be
neil armstrong mightve been the first man on the moon, but tony stark is the first man that a moon has been on
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